Original SWAT Kats Story

Perfect Master Card Commercials

By Ulyferal

  • 1 Chapter
  • 243 Words

These are funny shorts based on the ‘Priceless Mastercard Commercials’ with a SWAT Kats twist. (Oneshot – Complete)

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Author's Notes:

Author: ulyferal
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: “SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron,” its characters and concepts are copyright to Hanna-Barbera Cartoons, Inc and are used without permission.

Author’s Note: I saw this done on an Anita Blake fan site and it got me to thinking, why not try it for the SWAT Kats. So here’s what I’ve come up with. Enjoy and maybe I’ll think up some more or you can. (this darn system won’t type dollar sign?? It did it before…so what the heck? Anyone know what gives? What a pain!)


Cost of cleaning an Enforcer Officer’s uniform: 300 dollars

Cost of repairing Enforcer sedan: 5000 dollars

Cost of personal flame thrower from the Survival-R-Us Store: 250 dollars

Being able to blow away Dr. Viper and company in a flaming inferno all by yourself without the SWAT Kats’ assistance: PRICELESS.


Cost of a set of coveralls: 25 dollars

Cost of a cream pie a-la-mode: 3.00 dollars

Look on Chance’s face from opening booby-trapped fridge to receive pie in face because he spilled paint on your clothes: PRICELESS


Cost of a new bazooka: 450 dollars

Cost of repair to favorite chopper: 50,000 dollars

Satisfaction in blowing Turmoil from the sky all by herself: PRICELESS


Cost of a bottle of aspirin: 2.00 dollars

Cost of a spring-loaded clown chair from the Magic and Joke Store: 100 dollars

Getting even for the hit to the face with the cement launcher by switching Jake’s chair with the clown one and watching his partner go flying in the air when he sat on it: PRICELESS

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