Title: The Agenda of Jake “Razor” Clawson
Summary: The schedule in the day of SWAT Kat Jake “Razor” Clawson. First SWAT Kat fiction.
-Yay! I’m writing a SWAT Kats fic!-
I do not own SWAT Kats. I wish I owned Razor since he’s my favorite!
I’m a long time fan of the show, but this is my first fiction. I might do one of these for T-bone/Chance, so keep watch on my profile.
The Agenda of Jake “Razor” Clawson
6AM: Wake up to alarm clock.
6:05AM: Try to wake up Chance who has thrown his alarm clock against the wall for the thousandth time.
6:10AM: Take a shower.
6:15AM: Chase Chance around in a towel to get my boxer shorts back, which he took while I was in the shower.
6:30AM: Get my boxers back and get dressed.
6:36AM: In attempts to get revenge I steal Chance’s boxers while he’s in the shower. They have jets printed all over them…typical Chance…
6:37AM: Get chased around by Chance who is the one running around in a towel this time.
6:39AM: Caught by Chance, five minute long noogie session as punishment…
6:50AM: My turn to cook breakfast.
6:53AM: Breakfast is missed due to Callie calling about Dr. Viper, who has stolen another Katalyst chemical from Megakat Bio Chemical Labs. Seems he’s mutated a bunch of mosquitoes and is using them to drain all the mutating chemicals from Megakat Bio Chemical.
6:54AM: Get changed into SWAT Kat gear and head off to stop Viper.
8:30AM: Return to hanger after tricking the mutated mosquitoes into sucking up anti-mutagens instead.
8:38AM: Reheat our now cold breakfast.
8:49AM: A few runs through the obstacle course. I beat T-bone’s old record; he demands a rematch.
9:40AM: After what feels like ten rematches, we head to the newly improved Reflex Room.
10:28AM: While in the part of the Reflex Room’s aiming test – the part with the cardboard cut outs of villains and normal kats – T-bone fires a mini buzz saw at the cut out of Commander Feral cutting the cutout in half. Last time he decapitated Mayor Manx…But, I can’t help but wonder if this time he did it on purpose…
10:44AM: Get changed and break for lunch.
11:01AM: Burke and Murray come to dump some new salvage in the yard, and, once again, dump it in front of the garage.
11:02AM: Stop Chance from knocking out Burke and Murray.
11:30AM: Work on a few of our vehicles that have damage to them; the other day while on a mission to stop Dark Kat we had one of our “Bad Vehicle Days” and the one seater Cyclotron has a huge hole in the side, not to mention all the dings I have to buff out of the Turokat… T-bone meanwhile is cleaning the Turbokat. Today, Viper shot some slime at us, and it clogged the engines up.
12:00PM: Most of the repairs are done, so we take a break, which Chance is happy about since Scardy Kat is on.
12:30PM We get back to work on the vehicles after Scardy Kat is over and we’ve had a light snack.
12:40PM: Me and T-bone were working on the controls that Viper’s newly mutated pets messed up when they got inside the Turbokat… T-bone put another ding in the jet when he knocked into it with the welding torch. Maybe he should buff out all the dings he makes…
1:50PM: Get another call from Callie; it’s the Metallikats this time.
1:51PM: Fly off to stop Metallikats.
3:50PM: Get back.
4:00PM: Watch the news. Feral complains of damage we made, and Chance throws a milk can at the TV.
4:10PM: We get to work on that old she kat’s car. Maybe she should think of buying a new engine.
5:50PM: Get done with her car and work on a few others in the garage.
6:00PM: Old she kat comes to pick up her car, complaining about how one of these days she’s going to reports us to the Megakat Auto Club.
6:02PM: Get back to work on other cars.
8:00PM: David Litterbin is on, and we break for dinner.
8:30PM: Take a shower before turning in. This time, I lock the door so Chance can’t steal my underwear.
8:35PM: Check to see if Chance needs to borrow one of my alarm clocks. With all the dents it has from him throwing it every morning I’m surprised it still works!
8:36PM: Change for bed.
How did I do? This was my first SWAT Kat fiction, so I hope I made it sound like it was Jake.
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