As if it wasn’t already obvious, this is a crossover spoof between Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the SWAT Kats AOL RPG. To avoid confusion, any character names with the suffix “-mun” at the end means that those are the muns, or creators, of the characters speaking.
[Downtown MKC, 1999]
RANDOM RPGERS: [look up] what the? Who the hell?! Wha?!
[Enter above a 5’1 brunette human with glasses and street clothes]
BLADEA: Oh Hod no…not her!
BLADEAMUN: That’s right! I am Miranda, almighty Hodess of Annoying Parodies!
JAKE: What’re ya gonna make us do, dress in drag and do the mambo?!
BLADEAMUN: Don’t tempt me! Actually I have something much more entertaining in mind! You will all participate in a live movie parody while me and my fellow muns sit back, watch, and laugh our heads off! BWAHAHAHHAAHAH!
RANDOM: No! Not that! Anything but that!
JAX: You and what army?!
BLADEAMUN: Me, my computer with internet access, and my magic wand that goes…PRANG! That’s what!
BLADEA: Ha! I’ve got more magic in my right claw than you’ve got in that stupid wand, so NI!
BLADEA: GAH! I’m cross-dressing against my will! NI!
RICK: You’ve done it before?!
RICK: What? What’d I say?
ANNIE: As the protector of this planet, I must kill you!
BLADEAMUN: [laughs] I think not!
ANNIE: Get this nose and wart offa meeee!
BLADEA: NO! Anymore questions?
VIPER: I want my ssswamp!
BLADEAMUN: I didn’t think so.
RPGERS: [now look like characters out of Monty Python and the Holy Grail]
RIKKI: Heeeeeey! I’m German not French!
BLADEAMUN: Happy now?
BLADEAMUN: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Now, to name this…
[Rickmun and Rikkimun appear]
RICKMUN: Monty Viper and the Holy Pail!
RIKKIMUN: No! The Holy Bicket!
BLADEAMUN: Allllriiighty then! Monty Viper and the Holy Bicket it is!
CHANCE: What about me and Brimstone?
BLADEAMUN: Oh yeah…(to Chance and Brimstone, respectively)
You’re the narrator aaaand…
You’re the animator!
[All other muns appear]
OTHER MUNS: Get it over with already!
BLADEAMUN: All right! All right! Yeesh…
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